CAME OUTTA THE CAKE: Have you ever been so lucky to have a hot adult performer pop out of a cake for you on your birthday? How did that go? Was it awesome? Or not?
BIRTHDAY SEX: It's a must! Right? Who doesn't want birthday sex? So who did you have birthday sex with and was it great or a total fail?
OVERSHADOWED BIRTHDAY: Scotty B's birthday is the day after Elvis'. He always gets overshadowed. So why does your birthday get overshadowed?
DREAMT ABOUT ELVIS: Sometimes people say, "I had a dream about you!" So, what dream did you have about Elvis Duran?
MISSED YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY: Did you get so drunk that you actually passed out on your birthday and missed your own party? What happened?!