I called it! I fricken called it.. if they make Peter the Pilot the next Bachelor over Mike, twitter is going to burn Pete alive. It's all happening right now and you know what? I'm not mad about it. Peter's BORING! Sooooo boring. Those producers are going to need to work overtime getting some CRAZY bitches to make this season worth watching.
Here's my advice to Peter the Pilot: put your party pants on, shotgun a Bud Light, or crush a Red Bull before the opening episode because we deserve a charismatic Bachelor that's not afraid to drop the hammer when needed.
I'll still be watching, but I won't be happy about it.