MARANA, Ariz. — Something borrowed, something blue and something in handcuffs might not make the best wedding. But a woman in a white dress was pictured in handcuffs during the day in Marana, Arizona, located northwest of Tucson. Marana police said the bride was arrested for driving under the influence on the way to her wedding. Sgt. Chriswell Scott said the arrest happened Monday morning after officers responded to a three-vehicle collision in which one person was transported with minor injuries. “Don’t drive impaired, till death do we part doesn’t need any help,” Scott said in a message on Twitter.
So here's why I have no issues with this.. and let me start by saying this: I do not condone drinking and driving..at all. Now that that's out of the way, not only do I have zero problems with this, but there's something about a chick in a wedding dress getting arrested. I'm into it. I know this speaks novels about my taste in women. To that I leave you these words:
I'm saying.. this girl is about to give the rest of her life to someone. By all means, have a shot of tequila or three to get you on that alter without having heart failure. It'd be more strange to me if she wasn't drinking before the wedding. My question is this. Where are her girls?! Why is she driving her drunk ass around on her wedding day?
The solution is very simple. Prioritize.
1) Tequila shot
2) make drink for road
3) Uber <--- (major key in this)
In that order.