Spring break. What a time to be alive. I remember driving down from UCF to spend that natty chugging, black-out week (at home) on Fort Lauderdale beach. Cases on cases of alcohol, beer pong, funneling 2 beers at a time was the spring break norm in my day.
Oh my. Things have clearly changed. Nothing screams Spring Break 2018 like watching two girls run at each other full speed to see who get laid out first. This was brutal to watch. We may need to start conducting mandatory CTE scans for all spring breakers just to make sure there's no major screws loose.