Monkey On The Loose By North Miami Strip Club, KOD

 

NORTH MIAMI – A monkey has been spotted near the famous King of Diamonds strip club in North Miami Beach, authorities said Tuesday.North Miami Beach police said the monkey was last seen west of Northeast Sixth Avenue, between 179th and 180th streets. Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials are assisting in locating the monkey. Anyone with information about the monkey’s whereabouts is asked to contact the North Miami Beach Police Department.

Pretty inconsiderate of miami cops to blow up this monkey’s spot like this. Can a 4 limbed mammal hit KOD on a Monday without a chopper showing up and chasing him out? It’s Spring Break for Christ’s sake, let him live for once in his life. Its 2018 and we’re still discriminating like this? If his money is green then I don’t see why he can’t make it rain in King of Diamonds like any other patron.

 

In all seriousness, I read that there's a ton of ferrel moneys running around South Florida.  Was mind blown when I read this because I've lived here for 32 years and have never encountered a monkey. Ever.  Not saying they're not around, I've just never caught one on my block.  Probably a good thing bc lets be honest, who wouldn't want a monkey as a pet?  

Check out all these monkeys at a park in Fort Lauderdale:

 
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