So you're spending Valentine's Day alone this year because of your jerk of an ex...
Well before you start complaining about how they're good for nothing (which I'm sure they are) you might be able to get one more good thing out of them
I'm serious! If you bring a picture of your ex to Hooters on Valentine's Day and rip it up they'll hook it up with 10 wings!!!
Incase you're wondering, there is a slight catch... You do have to buy 10 wings first and then they give you another 10 free and also be aware that no you can't get wings for every ex you've dated (some of us would basically have a life time supply of wings if we did that)
Either way getting free stuff because of an ex is awesome and it totally beats sitting at home watching rom coms with your cat while stuffing your face with expired ice cream.