MILEY CYRUS gave the Christmas classic "Santa Baby" a feminist twist on "The Tonight Show" last night, by saying that what she really wants are things like equal pay for women and to not have her butt grabbed on her way to work.
Instead of coming on to Santa to score expensive gifts like he's some kind of sugar daddy, Miley said, quote, "Don't want diamonds, cash or stocks / Nothing that comes in a box. No more fluff, I've had enough / And I can buy my own damn stuff."
She also took shots at anyone who's guilty in the whole #MeToo movement by saying, "Santa baby, I'd love to know my [butt] won't get grabbed at work, by some ignorant jerk / Tell the dirtbag to put away the chimney tonight."
Oh and you can't forget she also asked to not get pictures of dude's junk... Seriously though, when has that ever worked for any guy in the history of camera phones?