Hey it's the thought that counts right!
Poor mom spent a whopping 8 hours in the kitchen working and finally stopped after making 189 cookies.
Only issue was that in the oven they spread out a little and the sharp edges were no longer sharp making them more round, which made have a slight resemblance to a penis.
And to top it all off she iced them BLUE! haha
'I'm refusing to acknowledge it!' she told BuzzFeed, adamantly insisting that they are innocent cookies for a kid's party. 'I still don't see it.'