Thanks to The Odyssey Online, we now have a list of signs to look for when determining whether your BFF is a serial killer...
SPOILER ALERT: Wearing socks to bed is a dead giveaway ..... pun intended.
- They enjoy the ends of the bread for sandwiches...
- They have the read receipts ON
- They don't put salad dressing... on their salad
- They stop for 3 seconds at a stop sign (I'm not sure anyone does this... & are these quick seconds or Mississippi seconds...)
- They pour milk BEFORE cereal into the bowl
- They wear SOCKS TO BED
- They finish their chapstick tubes! This I find to be miraculous considering I can't find 90% of my lip balms...
- They don't like red Sour Patch Kids... This is the equivalent of only liking yellow Starburst - HOW
LOL for the full list of ridiculous nonsensical "serial killer" indicators - check out The Odyssey Online!