This might be the most normal news in this wild year we call 2020. If you were quarantined at all this year, chances are you watched the Tiger King documentary. Remeber Joe Exotic's husband Dillon Passge? The younger dude who married Joe Exotic so he could drink all day, smoke weed, and NOT go to work?
Doesn't sound like a terrible gig on paper, but keep in mind your still married to a chain-smoking, circus owning, guy named Joe who's twice your age and smells like Tiger. Pro's and con's. Anyway, Dillon was arrested over the weekend on DUI charges which might be the least shocking new I've gotten in 2020. Pretty much par for the course.